I really think that should be the title of a new reality show. Starring me. Tomorrow I sit the first of my GCSEs, in science module one. And it won't be pretty. I know...very little about science module one. I may have to come down with a serious case of skiveitus, or maybe I could be off sick with "stress", which one of my science teachers is something we should avoid, and get plenty of rest and relaxation tonight. I think that's the problem - I'm not even close to being stressed. I've had too much rest and relaxation that I don't need to be advised to have some of it. She also said we shouldn't "cram". I didn't even think of "cramming". I just about know how to "cram".
But now we're talking about stress I think my body has realised I should be stressing a little, at least - my finger has been hurting today and I think it's trying to make up for the rest of me being "ok". All of my stress is wrapped up in the little finger on my left hand.
MTV should be making offers on series one if they know what's good for them.